Cold Calling Computer Con-men

A letter from me to our local paper following a rash of rattled residents handing over credit card details to mellifluous malfeasants: Residents report rorting by rascals ringing randomly. Rancid rogues wrongly represent themselves as reps of reliable retailers. These reprehensible rapscallions rip off retirees with relish. Refuse rotten requests to ransack your RAM. Ring …

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Julia’s Advice to Michael Clarke

Well, I guess that’s what she was trying to do; offer advice to the Australian cricket team as they prepare to face Bangladesh in Dhaka. That’s the trouble with Julia – you have to guess what she is trying to do. Partly because the outcomes she achieves never seem to match her stated intentions. We’ll …

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