And I bet he bites global warming as well. And communism. And terrorists.

Check out these Chuck Norris facts:

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

But as well as being the ultra toughest guy in the universe ever, Chuck Norris also has a regular column at Town Hall. And guess what? He can write as well as he can punch stuff.