DSSO (Decadal Science Scare Oscillation) Winner

After considering a number of possible candidates for the next major science scare, the UN today annouced the winner was the asteroid Apophis. ‘We’ve got as much funding, and as many free holidays, as we are likely to get from global warming,’ ¬†UN Secretary-General Ban Ki Moon announced today. ‘It’s time to move on.’ ‘The …

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Disaster of Unprecedented Proportions

Or that’s what the AGW alarmists would have you believe, with ever more shrill warnings about melting ice, starving Africans, extinct frogs, and the hottest decade ever in Australia. No really, you have to believe me. Whatever. ‘Whatever’, is becoming the standard, and appropriate, response to the decadal scientific scare oscillation (DSSO). For example, 20% …

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