I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

He, he. ‘We can give billions of dollars to green energy research.’ ‘And that will enable us to replace gasoline with sunbeams?’ ‘Nothing lost in trying.’ ‘Except the billions of dollars.’ ‘That is taxpayer money. If we don’t take it from them, people will just waste it on their own families, instead of it being …

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Chuck Norris Kicks a Hole in Time

Did you know that when Walker: Texas Ranger was first screened in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris, just to be on safe side? Now there isĀ evidence he has kicked a hole in time itself. An unknown elderly woman has been spotted talking on a mobile phone in 1928 footage of the Hollywood premiere …

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