DSSO (Decadal Science Scare Oscillation) Winner

After considering a number of possible candidates for the next major science scare, the UN today annouced the winner was the asteroid Apophis. ‘We’ve got as much funding, and as many free holidays, as we are likely to get from global warming,’ ¬†UN Secretary-General Ban Ki Moon announced today. ‘It’s time to move on.’ ‘The …

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