A well-known TV psychologist has said that one way to find peace in your daily life is to finish all the things you have started…….

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished.

Before leaving home this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay ,a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biskuts, the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates…

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.