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Al-Qaeda Kidnaps Obama’s Teleprompter
One of the funniest things I have ever read on the internet. From the Peoples Cube. In an audacious raid Friday, al-Qaeda terrorists managed to slip past White House security and seize President Obama’s teleprompter. Their…
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Two More Reasons
To believe seeing Australian tax-payer funded film Samson and Delilah would be a waste of time and money: 1. Peter Garrett likes it. 2. It won an award at Cannes.
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Dolphins Are Nasty
Be sure to pass this one on to your ‘dolphins are our water-siblings’ loony friends. Dolphins are violent predators, pack rapists and baby-killers. The sites linked in that article are worth visiting too. My favourite was…
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Time Machine For Sale
Last year a time machine was listed for sale on Trademe, the very successful New Zealand competitor to Ebay. That link will open a PDF file of the listing (now closed). Read the comments. Wonderful!
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Samson And Delilah
I would really like to believe that Samson and Delilah, a new Australian film produced on a very low budget with inexperienced actors, is the masterpiece some reviewers claim it is. But I am not hopeful. A…
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Carrie Prejean’s Boobs
Actually, I don’t think she’s made any. Apart from some very mild topless photos with not a nipple in view anywhere. Miss Rhode Island – Alysha Castonguay – also had some semi-semi nude shots taken. But no…
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President Obama’s Urinal Prompter
A little tasteless, perhaps. But funny? I thought so!
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What Not To Do In A Horror Movie
Via the Drunk Report. The top 13 stupidest decisions ever made in the history of horror films. And some general thoughts on staying alive if you find yourself in a horror film. 5. Don’t read from…
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Dom DeLuise Dies
Comedian and nice guy Dom DeLuise has died after a year long fight with cancer. I’m not really a comedy person, but Dom DeLuise’s collaborations with Mel Brooks and Burt Reynolds had me in tears of laughter.…
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men Origins: Wolverine took about $87 million on its opening weekend. It’s a good, but not great film. $87 million is enough to bring it into the top 20 all time biggest movie openings. Number one is Dark…
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Are You Annoyingly Happy?
Then Despondex may be for you: Or if not, this Japanese family discussing (to Beethoven’s Fifth) what to have for asagohan (breakfast) may bring a smile: There is also a subtitled version of Asagohan (but the video…
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Catherine Zeta-Jones = Susan Boyle?
Catherine Zeta-Jones has asked to play Susan Boyle in a film version of Susan’s life. I thought this was bizarre at first. But when you see photos of the two women side by side, it might just…
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Not Ready To Make Nice
I like the Dixie Chicks, even though their politics are entirely unrelated to reality. This song, though, could be a message from the free world to terrorists everywhere. Not Ready To Make Nice. I love this clip.
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I Love Natalie
And I love Susan Boyle. What to do? Just watch it. Crowds love ugly people – Britains Got Talent Parody. It’s a parody of the judges, not Susan Boyle, by the way. ‘There’s something so surprising…
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Faith Fighter Game Banned After Muslim Complaint
A few years ago in Victoria, Pastors Daniel Scot and Danny Nalliah ran a conference on ministering to Muslims. A group of Muslims attended in order to be offended. After they were offended as planned, they complained…
